Saturday, September 12, 2009

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it...

but you are peacefully asleep in bed in a house adjacent to said woods, you WILL be startled awake, with your husband jumping out of bed, your own heart racing, and your hands shaking.

If this happens after you were awakened to a cat fight on your back deck and before you are awakened by a child slamming a door and running down the hall to the bathroom, you might wonder if staying awake is actually a better option for the health of your heart.

*yawn*

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