Sam motioning to some of the other kids, "Follow the Sammer."

After I had sent Taryn back to reclean something that she had cleaned once already, she called, "Okay mommy with the laser eye. Come see if you see any atoms I left." (This was said jokingly and not disrespectfully).
David was rocking in the chair next to me at dinner. "I'm shaking because I have to go pee," he told me when I turned to look at him.
Grimacing at the poor table manners, I prompted, "May I be excused please?"
"Yes" he said as he jumped down out of his chair.
Somehow we were talking about college and Taryn was talking about the dorms. I told her, "You might not get to live in a dorm room." (I was thinking of the money here... I'm not THAT over-protective) She responds, "There goes my life."

I had made myself a smoothie and the blender was still plugged in, though the blade and pitcher were removed. Samuel notices and says, "You need to unplug that Mommy. Because somebody might walk by and say, 'Hmmm. I want to mess with that.' And so that's why it better be unplugged." Um, I wonder who
that somebody might be?